Saturday, April 26, 2014

Who Is He Kissing? No, really...WHO the f#ck is Rio kissing?!??

Hello my Lovelies,

Ever since the news of Jem and the Holograms becoming a live action movie, my brain has allowed all of the loose ends from the 80's cartoon to bubble back up to the surface. I've been writing Jem fan-fiction since 1995 (don't judge me), and have hailed the animation for encouraging a part of my love for fashion. So the writers will need to uphold a few high standards in order to make this film, not only successful, but true to it's original fan base..

1. FASHION - Not only was Jem the trendsetter of the cartoon world, but that bitch was never caught dead in the same outfit (granted her Classic performance garb) twice. Don't get it twisted. If fashion isn't a major part of this film -- and I'm not talking Hipster boho "trendiness" -- then you've already got a HUGE wound before you even make it to post.



2. Muti-Cultural Representation (i.e. We are the world, and all that shit) - Casting is UBER important for this movie. Not so much for every character, but for the Holograms especially. Looking over the lovely ladies cast for Jem and her Hologram band mates, I was feeling a bit let down by casting's choices. Now I'm sure these gals are phenomenal actresses, but I have to say I was hoping for a darker-skinned, kinky-haired Shana. Unless Perrineau wears a wig and literally dons 'black face', I'm not quite sure how she can pull of Shana's look. You've cast a 16 year old with no acting experience. Would it have killed you to try a littler harder on this one?




3. Bad Romance - And for those of us that are the hardest-of-the-core fans, we were left reeling in agony for years as the issue of Rio being a cheater was never addressed. As willing as Jerrica in Jem's clothing may have been, if you're looking through Rio's eyes, he's banging the planet's #1 pop star and leaving his homely girl behind! Were Jerrica and Rio broken up officially? Is he still considered a good guy?? This issue must be put to rest.. for the fans' heart's sake!!!

 

3-A. Multi-timing Romances:
But not only that, Jem turns around and totally plays Rio by hanging with other guys! Not to mention, one of them being the lead of their rival band, The Stingers:


3-B. Love triangle much?: And it's not like Rio and Riot are doing all the chasing.. Apparently there's a lot of unrequited loves happening on this show. Here's a quick guide on the triad, or quadruped, er... cinco-- I dunno what the fuck to call it..




4. Kimber & Stormer Duo:
Is it just me, or did Stormer kinda have the hots for Kimber? There's that scene where Stormer's in bed longingly looking at a photo of her and Kimber together. Was there an underlining relationship that wasn't shown to it's pre-pubescent audience?


5. Lastly, let's not forget Jem's Psychotic break in Midsummer Night's Madness where she becomes tired of being Jerrica and Jem, then creates a complete third personality named Jamie. And Rio gets the hots for her as well! Srsly bro..?


Anyhoo, aside from all my ramblings, I'm really looking forward to this life action movie. I've seriously been waiting my entire life for this to happen. So glad I won't be feeling too old to finally enjoy it! Congrats to those who were able to get their fan art on the jem tumblr!

Love Always~
Pammy <3



Friday, April 25, 2014

JEM And The Holograms - Live Action Cast!!

Hello my Lovelies,

Since I've heard that Hasbro (@HasbroNews) has given the rights of Jem and the Holograms up to make a movie (and I'm sure toys), I've been silently stewing at work, wanting to take a week off just to flesh out all that Jem fan fiction I've been writing since high school. So 'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' director Jon M. Chu (@Jonmchu) has teamed up with 'Oculus' producer Jason Blum (@blumhouse), and talent manager Scott Samuel "Scooter" Braun (@scooterbraun) to make a Jem and the Holograms movie!!!!!! Now if you know anything about Chu and Blum, they know a thing or two...or three about special effects. So I TOTALLY trust these guys to get the whole hologrammy thing right.

And do you know what the best part about these guys making the movie?? THEY ARE ASKING FOR FAN SUBMISSIONS!!!! FAN! SUB.MIS.SIONS! *passes out* What the fuck guys, are you trying to give me a heart attack?!!??! So you understand my plight while I'm at my 9 to 5.............Stewing.

Below you'll find their video explaining what they expect from fans right now. Unfortunately the singing and dancing Auditions were wrapped April 6th, but I say keep sending them in. If you catch their eye, they won't turn you away...trust me.


And if you're already following the makings of this movie, then you know that they announced the official Jem and The Holograms cast! You can check read all about the casting at Comics Alliance (@comicsalliance). PS...We're still waiting to hear who was cast as The Misfits!!



And don't forget to scour that JemTheMovie tumblr for lots of fan-art! (#jemthemovie) :)

Love Always~
Pammy <3




Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Sweet JEM News! WeLoveFine Conest Winners

Hello my Lovelies!

So those crafty peeps over at WeLoveFine (@welovefine)had a t-shirt design contest for Jem and the Holograms. Sorry to say the contest ended March 23rd, but you can catch all the winning tees here: Jem T-Shirt Contest Winners

Some of my favorites were~

"A Lass Insane" by Lawrence Gullo:


"Glamour And Glitter" by Joshua David McKinny:


"Truly" by Erin Filson:


...and something deep down in me loves the glitz of Timothy Lim's "Jem Nouveou" design:


CONGRATS to all the winners and honorable mentions!! So this makes me wonder if the selling of these tees will coincide with the production of the new Jem Movie (@Jemthemovie)? Either way, I hope I can get my grubby little hands on some Jem swag this upcoming NY Comic Con. Every year my spine tingles when I see those extra large, colorful bags being carried around the con.

Until next time...

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